This blog actually makes me want to read Twilight. It's that fucking funny. And from what's posted there? I will be joining my ten year old niece Kaity on Team Jacob. He sounds... sane, compared to the other fucking psychos in that series. Aside from that whole imprinting on a baby thing ( Read more... )

Everyone keeps saying that I'm going to love Twilight and finish the series because I'm going to be so into it/excited/curious that I'm gonna wanna know how it ends. I know what happens. I don't give a damn. I'm only reading that abomination for class.

The Horrible-oh-lawd-kill-it-with-nuclear-fire: It is confirmed that I have to read Twilight ( Read more... )

RPattz has been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People. I beg to fucking differ.

So I saw a picture of "RPattz," as the kids call him. A very infamous porno came to mind.BEHOLD!